relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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milvertons:

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aaronpurr:

voxantiqua:

ok but my glands are swollen and my headphones are broken fuckin a

do you have honey and some benadryl bc that will solve your problem

i have vodka and nyquil does that count

My medical senses say no but my cavalier habits say yes

you’re all horrible, irresponsible people
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paprika:

this was definitely my fav scene from tfios

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surprisebitch:

Lana Del Rey inspires me to be sexually active

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